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Russia is leader in coffin production thanks to Ukraine war, says Kremlin official
Russia is leading the world in caring for widows.
I read that as windows. Might still work.
Uh... I'm not really sure that's a thing any country would like to be leading on...
Did you mean leaning on?
Handicapped is the new trend in Russia?
A leader in prosthetics? That's the title?
Putin is forcing people to die, or lose limbs in a hate war of aggression. They then have their limbs replaced by a piece of shitty plastic, and continue to be disabled for the rest of their life.
Indeed. Call me when metal soviet-tank-girl-aesthetic cybernetic limbs with hiden extra functions that inspire fear and disgust in the elites, not just for "mobility aide"s likely to be rejected at both recycling centers and land-fills.
Putin doesn't have the guts to give those veterans what they need, if not deserve.
I mean...kudos?
Seems like you are short on propaganda eh?