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This is why you always eat pussy until she comes first, that way she's always guaranteed at least one orgasm and then you're free to last as little as you like. If you manage to get a second orgasm out of her while fucking, even better! :D
Option B is to just pop some stimulants first. Adderall makes sex feel amazing and gives you the stamina of a porn star.
Or do what I do and do both. That's a guaranteed three orgasm minimum for her unless you're just really bad at sex.
I'd cum first just from eating pussy anyways
Buy one of these things and it’ll save you the effort. She’ll get off every time and you don’t have to do much.
Hey maybe I like eating pussy.
But if you tell me what this is and where to get it, I'll check it out. Could be useful for the days when I'm tired.
Well, the image has "Vibrating-Cock-Ring" in its name - that's how you find them, there are different varieties, with a large or small vibrating pad for your partner.
That’s fair. It’s just called a vibrating cock ring. You can find them anywhere. Amazon has them even.
Get her the penguin!! You'll be out of the equation entirely but she'll be very happy!
Tux... What have they done to you...
What might one search for to find such a device?
"vibrating cockring"
Make sure you get one that actually allows for movement. There's one in a drawer here that has a bit of blunt tip for clitoral stimulation, which feels great, assuming the husband remains perfectly motionless. If he moves, there's a piece of plastic poking me in a very very sensitive spot.
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I have one but it has a much different shape. This one seems a little more... stimulating.
I mean, or just get better at sex... These threads are always kind of sad. Yikes...
sad?
Naw. I find them quite uplifting. I mean.... like... i'm not the best at sex, but I'm better than that.
She was smokin in that movie
Too bad they made her character so boring. "I'm evil! Also your dad was evil! I shoot spikes out of nowhere rather than having cool fight scenes! My evil plan is to have very slow-moving zombies chase civilians around ineffectually!"
Lol you're not wrong!
Lol you're not wrong!
Lol you’re not wrong!
Honestly part of her problem was that she was so strong she obliterated the other Asgardians without any effort. That's bad enough when you're beating up Worf for the fiftieth episode but the Asgardians are supposed to be a Big Deal.
She just made them look like chumps using spears and swords in space and they never even had a prior moment to prove otherwise.
Great, she killed what looks like a bunch of medieval soldiers, big fuckin deal.
Oh surprise surprise Thor shot lightning out of his ass and lost until he shot lightning out of his ass while believing in himself to (kind of) win, yay!
Superhero movies in general tend to struggle when they have a main character fight anyone who isn't another main character. I suppose the intent is to make the hero or villain appear powerful by having her defeat a bunch of badass normal people but what usually ends up happening is that the normal people just look like losers instead. Thor himself had the same problem when fighting Surtur's and Hela's minions - they looked scary but they were so weak compared to him that the fights were comedic instead of dramatic. However, at least Thor's lightning made his fights look cool. Hela's spikes were the opposite of a fun fight scene.
If I were editing the script, I'd have Hela lay siege to Asgard with her undead army. She actually fights the Asgardians and forces them to retreat inside their fortress instead of just humiliating them and they're barely holding out while Thor is on his journey of self-discovery. This would also fix the problem with her own undead minions being useless. They'd actually have something to do (fight the Asgardians) rather than jogging around chasing civilians while Yakety Sax plays.
(Oh and what was up with a guy who can beat the Hulk getting taken out instantly by a taser thingie? If those things are so powerful, shouldn't everyone just be throwing them at each other instead of using weapons?)
Who is it?
Cate Blanchet in Thor Ragnarok
Cate Blanchet is very high up on my women I want to smell their farts list only a couple people are higher like Margaret Thatcher or that lady from the Golden Girls.
I read "Gilmore Girls" for a second and I was like, "Yeah, I could see that"
…or that lady from the Golden Girls.
Now I need to know which lady? The main cast? A reoccurring character? A one off character?
Isn't this one of her stunt doubles?
Edit: yep, this is Zoë Bell
No this is Cate.
Otherwise redditors would've called out OP for his mistake.
https://old.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/77mooo/cate_blanchett_as_hela_with_director_taika/
Thank you!
I know she has a lot of makeup on because Hollywood but it's kinda crazy she looks like that at 48-ish when Ragnarok was filmed. I hope my SO looks that good when I'm 48. Damn.
she's smokin in every movie, she just has an incredible presence.
Foreplay is boss.
You're not fooling me OP
Some interesting reads for the couple...
The first one should've been "f👉👌ers" and not "cookers". Sorry, I grabbed the wrong book.
