memes

How does she know the colour of the bush?

I've got the crazy Germans, the I do yard work and just blow it in the street, the mysterious door dash only guy who might have a harem in his basement, and the fat polite guy who asks if he can park in front of my house so the time.

I'm sure they have nicknames for us, but I think of them as houses before people. "House with loud dog" "The Name House" "The First Name House" "proselytizer house"

First name house and name house are not those families anymore. Those people either died or moved out.

The junkie cunts across the road.

The woman in the apartment nextdoor is called The Slug. She drinks like a waterfall, smokes like a chimney and screams like a cow. Looking like one doesn't stop her from finding men to bring over and bang though.

Just the one "asshole on the corner"

Say... Can you introduce me to your neighbors?

This ain't no meme

The family across the street are Pugsley and Fred West.

Big lady who must wear mumus all the time = moo

Lady with tonnes of kids = baby making machine

Lady who took her kids for ice cream all the time = ice cream mom

...... fuck mine are called cat killers.

Every block has one. And if your's doesn't, then it's you.