There are spelling mistakes in 3 of the 4 lines.

For those who don't get it https://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

for those who didn't see the show, the goal of the game is you have to trace the outline without breaking the cookie.

It's more like: wut! I gotta get off my couch and what in line. Fuck that. It can't be that bad.

Oh it's going to be bad now but don't worry about voting again. He said so. You can stay on your couch and never vote again...even if you really want to.

The news organizations just want the crazy ratings it would generate.

If I were Biden, I wouldn't bother. Biden would be just be screwed over by the useless moderator. Trump would hog the whole debate

Grandpa won't need to go to Germany for round 3 with the NAZIs. They are right around the corner wearing MAGA hats.

Start with the PPP loans given to members of Congress

Now she just needs to avoid those secret Chinese police stations throughout Canada.

Trust me. I'm an economist from Facebook University

Meanwhile if BlackRock became insolvent, the government would bail them out

Maybe women should just GTFO of Texas. Anything vag related and doctors won't want to do anything incase you're pregnant.

Then why does the boss only shows up in meeting via teams?

This is bs

I'll believe it when he's arrested like anyone else.