Death to yea and pox on your family.
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Ah yes, the Billie Irish
Can you don’t?
My m'uiness tips fedora
Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.
I would honestly try it. And regret it
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The reason the drinks aren't mixing is probably because of the density difference. Which fun fact actually why wrecks I the black sea preserve so well, the lower level fresh water never mixed with the high fresh water.
Sure I used to do that with Guinness Stout and Guinness Blonde. I liked how the flavors changed when you got to the bottom. Then they started making the blonde in the US and it turned in to a undrinkable IPA. I could no longer get the real thing. It went from a perfect complement to the stout to a bitter sir hops alot. It was nothing like the real thing(from Dublin) and I quit drinking them.
Guinster or nothing.
This is a crime.
I know right? They completely fucked up the head on that. A badly poured Gonster is almost as bad as no Gonster at all. 4/10.
We tried this with a random soda, and not gonna lie, really liked it.
1/3 Moomin strawberry lemonade.
I dunno about soda, but washing down Oreos with Guinness is fucking amazing.
If I did this I'd be worried every time I started my car
When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
Pointless story, I know...
Everything sounds like AI to me now.
Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)
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This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.
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My heart hurts just looking at that.
I vomited yesterday looking at this today.
What the fuck does that monster mean by "Super Dry"...
Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I've usually only seen it applied to alcohol.
It's normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that it's been fermented "fully". Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)
Source: former process engineer in a brewery
Monster Nitro refers to Monster Nitro Super Dry, an energy drink that uses nitrous oxide for a smooth, creamy, and "dry" texture and a citrus flavor. It contains a classic Monster energy blend, including caffeine, taurine, and B-vitamins, to provide an energy boost. The drink is packaged in 16-ounce cans and has a unique, light, and fizzy feel similar to fine champagne.
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Cursed stout snakebite
OMG... I didn't even drink that and I still want to puke.
I'll be trying it next Friday though, lol
I'd call that a yellow velvet.
Frankensteins monster.
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