When making your red sauce add a 1/4 tsp of ground star anise.
Green canister parm is better than no parm.
Don't buy sauce. Get a 28 ounce can of crushed tomatoes and season it before simmering for at least 40 minutes.
Brass extruded pasta is so much better for gripping sauce.
Garlic bread can be made with olive oil instead of butter.
If you aren't adding a pinch or red pepper flakes to your red sauce you should be shamed.