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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 12 points 1 day ago

Welcome to ~`America,~~ Hell here's your bill.

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

yay titties

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not realistic, truck too reasonably sized.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 25 points 1 day ago

You just can't see the banana for scale because it's so tiny in comparison.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It needs at least 2 more doors and a No Step On Snek front plate.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget the "thin blue line" punisher logo sticker

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

It’s on the back window, you can’t see it. Right next to the Trump sticker

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

10/10 baddie, say it ain‘t so!

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I’m not seeing any truck nuts on that Ford and for that reason, I’m out

Do people ride with nuts up front?? Now THIS I have to try.

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Also too small, and not rolling coal

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even our eagle stole from someone else... Its trademark "screech" you hear on TV is a red-tailed hawk. Apparently eagles have a more "chattering" sounding call.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 day ago

They are a seabird. A seagle. And they sound a lot like seagulls.

[–] bonus_crab@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Make her morbidly obese with a walmart motorized cart and itll be accurate

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

she's on ozempic, you can see it in the background

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 1 day ago

Keep her skinny but give her the skin flaps that make it obvious she was morbidly obese before she had lipo done.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this classic:

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please lift that truck and add breast implant scars and giant lips+cheek bone implants

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

And some tacky af tattoos. Trademark brands like Monster or those shitty stars with blowouts and a random bloody rose.

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How dare you insult the second gen ford lightning like that, it was a shitty truck that had too much power and came with a fisher price quality interior but the yobbos have moved on from it now. It should be a mid 90s dodge ram diesel with extra wide wheels, low profile tires, and it's tow mirrors out and a plume of diesel smoke billowing out of a poorly attached, trashcan sized, exhaust tip.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

I think Ford or Chevy would be a better brand match, but definitely the truck is the biggest problem with this image being accurate. The grill must be bigger because that indicates the owner's size (inversely).

@PugJesus Another great comic by Baal Buddy.

What is this lie? The American girl should be either flat or fat. That girl in the drawing is a cosplayer from a non westoid country

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are millennials lifespans increasing?

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

The graph is saying "As millennials get older, the debt increases"

Time axis, but millennial focused

[–] byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But she weighs 130 kilos, or whatever that is in freedom units

Approximately 900 costco hotdawgs

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago
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