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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk (September 8, 2025) (www.jezebel.com)
submitted 6 days ago by TheBat@lemmy.world to c/agedlikewine@sopuli.xyz
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[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 days ago

Shhhh - the US has declined almost to the point of prosecuting people for witchcraft again.

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Great! Now go back and place another order on Mango Mussolini.

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

selling curses in etsy is easiest money ever, just send a picture of burnt candle or something. Likely doesnt even have to be different candle every time.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Now those witches will be even more delusional

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Shush. You're playing with fire buddy. 🫣

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What are they gonna do, curse me?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

- Person who was cursed

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz -2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well if those witches believe in the rule of 3 then they can expect to be shot in the head 3 times. So either they are delusional or fucked.