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[–] ellieficent@reddthat.com 6 points 21 hours ago

They missed the picture of 200 people in the subway where the streets are completely empty.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 2 points 16 hours ago

Can't we compress the last one a bit moreand get a smaller diamond?

[–] RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

did you know that crematoriums that averages 8 bodies per day consumes around 400 liters of diesel per day

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you're saying they should switch to high voltage electric arc furnaces instead.

[–] RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago

yea, or even liquimation if they could afford it

[–] Phunter@lemmy.zip 5 points 21 hours ago

Just throw my rotting corpse in the compost.

[–] xploit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That escalated quickly....you think these people are just willingly going to hop on to a public mode of transportation???

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Public transport would be awesome...if it wasn't so full of other people.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Relevant username.

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Other people can be shitty, but usually they aren't. A shitty person in a bus is better than a shitty driver.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you didn't want to be surrounded by other people, you should have thought of that before being born on a planet full of people.

/s

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Or born at all. /s

[–] amotio@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not to nitpick, but if 200 "fit" in 177 cars (even though car can take 4-5 persons), wit the same logic 200 fit in ~45 buses. But I too like the streets with most of the people cremated.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

They "fit" as in the average number of occupants in cars is only 1.13 person. However this illustration still doesn't take in to account that these 200 people can't take the same few busses because they're likely not going from or to the same places. So the number of busses really should be significantly higher than shown.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 23 hours ago

the number of busses really should be significantly higher than shown.

True, but nowhere near high enough to invalidate the actual point

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 18 hours ago

This also doesnt take into account that people would enter the bus even if there arent any seats remaining

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

And what is the average number of occupants in a bus? (genuine question)

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 1 points 5 hours ago

Interesting dynamic is that I think bus occupancy tends to scales up with demand, i.e. at rush hour. Car occupancy less so (i think).

I don't know the answer - but I expect occupancy at peak travel times is of most interest.

I don't really think averages are that useful though, the whole system context is important. These diagrams are just stupid memes.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What if someone breathes in the ash?

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

They get to walk in the hov lane.

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

There won't be anyone to breathe in the ash. They were all cremated

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

on today, 9/11 of all days? you get cancer 20 years later and the gov denies healthcare.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Traffic violation