It's obvious after what he did in 1963.
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In the podcast Behind the Bastards, host Robert Evans has a running joke that 22-year-old Bernie assassinated JFK.
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Actually it was some guy named C.G.B. Spender.
Joke? Bernard Montgomery Sanders is the most effective political assassin in a century!
Does anybody know where he was on the afternoon of Sept 10?
Of course, we all know that he also has invented time travel solely to assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand to ignite WWI.
Still bothers me that "duke“, a word so close to "dude“ is the English version of the German "Herzog"
We all knew this time would come eventually for Sanders just as it came for Biden and Trump.
He can't be this spry and focused forever, sadly.
?
Clearly he just assassinated Charlie Kirk.
Clearly.
Yes but he didn't use his hands, like you know he wanted to
Mittens are silencers.
I'm just saying he's showing his age is all. That's not criticism; it's impressive he still magages at all.
Yeah but people said he was too old in 2016 but in retrospect, he could have made it through two terms.
That was never an honest objection.
Unlike both of those, unfortunately Bernie never became president.
Feelin the Bern?
What are you referring to?
Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?
I am so confused.
Reference to the fact that his name includes "Bern" which sounds like "burn"
Enlightening /s 😜