A man stops at a kiosk and reads the headlines, every day.
the salesman asks what he's looking for.
"I'm looking for the obituaries"
Salesman:"you have to buy the newspaper to see the obituaries"
"not the one I'm looking for"
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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Can't wait for the virtue signalling and SOBBING from the right when Trumpert dies from heart failure. That shit is going to be PRIME.
I have an expensive bottle of champagne I’m going to pop when I read that headline
"You need to show more RESPECT 😭 he was your PRESIDENT 😱😡💩💩 THANK you president Trump for fucking our economy to the moon and for making everyone hate each other!!!!1 we are SO GRATEFUL 🙏🙏💒💒"
Gallons of piss…
I literally have party decorations and days off secured for Putin. Likely going to be the biggest party of 21st century when that shitstain disappears
God that's based. 🤞🤞praying it happens for you
Time to bring back Harlem Shake.
My aunt died in 2013. At the funeral, my cousin (her stepson) suggested that we all make a “Harlem Shake” video to put on Farcebook. I wasn’t sure if he wanted to include my aunt in it or not.
Hahahaha, that is absolutely fucked and I love it 😅 On another note, may she rest in peace.
there's something timeless about giving them the ol' long distance poop sacking