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[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 hours ago

His son looks prophetic. He knew. He knew.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every accusation is a confession.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 22 points 1 day ago

Masters of projection

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, who among us hasn’t wandered rural Texas, pantsless, drunk, and strung-out, like one would normally do?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

That's how this comm got started!

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

WARNING: Brutally tasteless joke ahead.

Isn't that how their governor wound up in a wheelchair?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Like the roads in Texas aren't full of native drunks. They're even more common because of blue laws in rural areas since the drunks have to drive out of dry counties to load up and drive home.

[–] Eldritch@piefed.world 14 points 1 day ago

I heard at one point Lauren Bobert was separated from her husband. This guy seems right up her alley.

[–] wulrus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Let's not be like that until we know more. Maybe the son is actually cool, ate mushrooms and ran through the forest naked with a bottle of rum or something. Have some faith in the next generation!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

Dad knows best.

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

Drunk immigrants, running over the wrong children, typical.