I didn't know DMT came in vape form. What a time to be alive.
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Crazy people were spreading stupid shit like this on youtube for decades but I would really like to know why Vice thinks this is newsworthy now. Did the society became so stupid that being an idiot influences is now a valid profession?
Slow news day at their office
Idiots get clicks and clicks make line go up
Heheh. Reminds me of the guy I knew who did a DMT trip and claimed to be able to see between the atoms and retrieve lost memories.
Maybe the lost memories were meant to stay lost? Who knows what eldritch horrors we uncover? I think the lost memories should stay that way: lost.
Bring on the lost memories, if the world ends in abject horror, well it's only speeding up what's happening.
Even if we were in a simulation, we only exist inside of it and knowledge of whether or not we are "real" doesn't actually change our interaction with the time and space inside our universe.
The only thing one could do with knowledge of being in a simulation, is trying to find bugs and exploits.
From now on, I expect anyone claiming we live in a simulation to have a working perpetual motion device, faster that light communication, or something similarly impressive. If they don't, their claim is meaningless.
The dmt is doing the heavy lifting there.
Does Dmt know something we don't?
Your body knows dmt should deployed at the time of death. Maybe its uploading you to the cloud.
I always wanted to be with the fluffy stuff. Great!
I was just about to say😅 with enough dmt anything is a simulation. Lasers are just for aesthetics
I don't know who needs to hear this, but people, please do not take psychedelics and put lasers near your eyes.
Do not take psychedelic with remaining eye.
I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
Emphasis on AND. Putting lasers near your eyes is a sober activity.
Not sure how you can it these days, but I recommend static on a TV over this.
Dimethyltryptamine. Shit‘s got the TRYP already in the name bro.
Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and...
Anyone else get "Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone." vibes.
I still think of that scene at least once a month and giggle!
Sorry out of the loop here - what's this a scene from?
Dave the Barbarian is an American cartoon series produced by Disney that ran for one season between 2004 and 2005. The show is about a cowardly barbarian named Dave who is tasked with protecting the kingdom, as well as the princess, while his parents are away fighting evil.
Thank you!
This guy needs to jack off more.
I think we all need to jack off more. People are wound far too tight these days.
In our lanoratory I remember an warning sign:
Do not look at the laser with the remaining eye !!
Well, a friend of mine took acid with a TV in the room, and it enabled him to see what was behind the signal, between the scanlines, on the other side of the picture. He then saw the message that held the secret to unlocking the truth of the universe.
It said: LSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSD
I never needed the laser
right?.. just a DMT vape huh?
I'm old dude, we didn't have vapes: if you wanted to meet your higher self you had to use a bong or a pipe
"Let's see how close I can get the lasers to my eyes without going blind..."
"Could you see the day? Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away?
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne Get along, Kid Charlemagne"
Ah, from the picture I thought he would teach us how to read barcodes (which do underpin human reality), but it's just some boring simulation stuff.
Same lmao
Pretty sure he's misunderstanding interference patterns
That's just a primed and guided trip lol
According to the dude, people with no foreknowledge also saw the same things. "Seeing the code of the matrix" definitely sounds better than "DMT enhances random patterns".