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You think that feels good? Wait until the end of Don't Dump December and you push that baby out.
Weβre doing a whole month now? I thought it was just 3 days.
3 days is for beginners. We mastered that so now it's time for the real deal.
The Big league!
The trick is to replace your oatmeal with Portland cement.
congratulations on your new child
Congrats π€... oh wait... god damn it, which hand did you use? π€¦
After 30 days?
None, but both are sticky
Just remember to look for the shiny / wet one
That's the one you grab
Depends it's a male or a female π.
Why would that matter?
Well, I would rather touch a female's cum covered hand π.
How do you assert dominance over your rivals?
I would rather not have them π. If I'd have rivals, I'd just go for another girl.
Not really in the mood for dominance, I'm almost 40 π.
~~Or 61 days, if you came from Locktober~~
How long do you gotta be locked up if you're cumming from that
Do people actually do this Internet meme?
Apparently some idiots do. They must love cancer
Wdym by cancer?
not fapping for a month may increase tge chance of not detecting cancer or sth. like that
You can freely assume anyone that does is at least hanging around incel spheres, and has some Peterson videos they want you to watch.
That's nonsense
I was here before this post gets removed
I list after day three. My wife was going to do it with me too
this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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