Why not just be born to rich parents? That way, you can inherit all their rental homes and massive retirement nest egg when they die, and then you can decide at 33 if you want to work or not.
this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2025
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I'm 35 my parents are still around. Are they chain smokers in your example, do they frequently engage in free climbing?
Why are they dying so young, what are you doing to them?
33? Rich parents live 600 years at least. And they are cheap as fuck.
this is why you get your rich parents to pay for your ~~poison-making~~ chemistry degree at prestigious ivy league institutions
Jeez at 23? I was just getting my FAM started at 23, buying my first home, and buying a motorycle so wife and baby could have the car.
You were a parent and a homeowner at 23? When was this, the 80s?
Early 90s. When things were cheap, because not every layered station of services or goods was trying to add outrageous profit.
Fuck you, I didn't accomplish half of that until 35. Quit showing off lol
It was an easier time I think. Life was cheap and easy.
what is an FAM
Fictional Alternative Man
Auto correct changed fam to FAM. Family
autocorrect is getting worse over time somehow, eh
Its horrible, it does too much prediction now.
Nobody is stopping you from retiring. The social security support from most countries only goes to the older population, but you can retire at any point in your life. It's called unemployment
This title reminded me of this video bro was protesting in advance
