this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2025
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[–] slakje@piefed.social 9 points 2 hours ago

Whenever I am using the kitchen is the exact moment that everyone else decides they need something from it and try to shove past me.

I’ve also learned to let people form their own opinions on the food I made instead of preemptively telling them it didn’t come out as well as it could have. Unless it was my first time making something complex, they’ve always been satisfied :)

[–] the_blast_of_us@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 hours ago

I feel personally attacked

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

don't get with any women that do this.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 7 points 1 hour ago

No need to gender it ;)

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 hour ago

If anyone down plays the food i'll downplay my compliment except my mum because even when she burnts the fuck out of the meal it still tastes good to me.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 hours ago

Well now I know how to spell her handle after hearing her spell it a thousand times on cbb