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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

No mention of the price?

Last I saw, the guy was asking for like 100k for the rights, or someone like that.

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

245k. Ol' Billy wanted a million, but that's what he got.

[–] FalseTautology@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Ngl I laughed so hard at this headline that I pooped. Which was fortunate because I was in fact trying to poop. So thanks, least trustworthy names in media, you did at least one beneficial thing for someone.

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