When I see a dog I say "Woof!"
When I see a cat I say "Meow!"
When I see a cow I say "Moo!"
When I see a human, I say "That's my purse! I don't know you!" and kick them in the groin.
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Got dangit, Bobby!
That Kolanaki ain't right.
When I see a horse I say moo because neigh is stupid and I figure they're probably bilingual
An effective way of deterring humans is in fact to flatly say “Hello human” to them
Aight ima start doing this, wish me luck
I thought about commenting, but then I was worried we'd make small talk
Err, I meant to say- same
Makes sense. Humans are the most dangerous species on the planet.
When I see a pig I say "ACAB, jackass!"
I avoid eye contact, but wish they would talk to me. it's tiring being alone with no one to ramble on or respond to my rambling.
Practice quick, brief eye contact and a smile with strangers.
Tbf, saying "hello human" would be even weirder
When friends see Elon Musk they quickly wave, then quickly stop, mid-wave.
When I see a velociraptor I say "Clever girl."
If you were a cat, seeing another cat would be a similar calculation, involving the politics of territory
To be fair the other 4 are very unlikely to try and talk to you
Hello world
Is it maybe because you definitely know the dog, cat and chicken aren't going to talk to you?