Edward Bernays came up with the idea of "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" to sell bacon. He is considered the father of marketing based on feelings and not facts.
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Breakfast only exists cause they know you'd only eat waffles if they didn't have their own meal. Big chicken controls your life
Yes, big breakfast came up with breakfast to sell you more breakfast.
Kelloggβs started it and then the milk, egg, and bacon producers piled on because they love money.
Preach. They stole our mornings from us and sold it back to us as a fake, madeβup mealtime, and everyone played along. Everyone bought the lie.
"Hazel, you need to eat!"
Yeah? Right now? When I have no appetite, and a million better things to do? Sure, I'll drop everything and slog my way through this meal for which I have only disdain and revulsion. ππ»
I always liked how a bowl of cereal was only part a "complete breakfast" as if that buffet style spread of every imaginable breakfast food is the complete breakfast.
"I can't even eat that much! π©"
I just wanna know why Little Caesar's Pizza isn't open at 6am and why Hardee's 'Breakfast' isn't open at 6pm...
Like hell, who decided what I eat and when? So what if I want a supreme pizza at 4:30am after smoking some reefer? Nope, pizza place closed, because screw you!
/rant
Sounds to me like there's money to be made by opening a chain of stoner friendly pizza places that are open at 11pm, and don't close until 11am.
Marijuana friendly you say? THC in the pizza you say?
Shut up, make me a pizza edible and take my money!
Pizza is already edible duh
Edible as in like marijuana edibles, THC cooked into the food..
And that pizza will give you the munchies. You should order a pizza after you eat your 1st pizza!
I ate two pizzas before I ate two pizzas, and then I ate two more...
Ron Swanson would like a word.
Beware of the cereal killers, and the cake liars, with their fluffy tortillas! No matter how long you wait the tart does not pop. There is no galactic senate or jedi in the flaky croissant! They have played us for fools!