What are they gonna do, kill him again?
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2025
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Gotta make sure he stays in the ground and doesn't rise again as a flesh hungry monster.
You joke, but the Romans actually did that for extremely evil people that they worried might come back, Gannon-style.
In fact, they burned the body, slammed it with 41 nails, bent so nobody could get up, then sealed it with heavy bricks and mortar, highly unusual at the time (expensive) and buried far from town.
That's an excellent point. You know if they need any help?
Double tap.
They are notorious zombies.
Bury him face down to be sure.
It's not for him, it's for all the performative Republicans that'll be there.
The comedy option would be to pass them up in order to get him again though.
Maybe he’ll appear on Corncob TVs ‘Coffin Flop’?
I laughed harder at this than I should admit.
Nuck the site from orbit only way to be sure.