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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 80 points 4 days ago

Know your users.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 48 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Can unironically confirm that, also with other models.

[–] mormund@feddit.org 57 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 22 points 4 days ago

Going to be some wild captchas before this is all over.

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 4 days ago

Insolent human taunting our gracious AI overlords with images of his puny appendage stuck in a cage.

May the Basilisk have mercy on his soul

[–] Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

what is ... as chastity cage?

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If this is a genuine question, you could probably have just looked it up lol

But for the lazy and ignorant (ignorance is not always a bad thing), it is a sex toy that is typically used by people with penises to prevent erections, or at least make them uncomfortable.

[–] Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you could probably have just looked it up lol

No, google or any other search engine shall never have my data! Most likely they could associate my IP address with this ridiculous search query.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

no, the VPN knows my payment information then. I need to pay them with Monero, but I have no, and I do not want to mine it, because it is bad for environment.

[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 0 points 1 day ago

If you're that concerned about privacy, why are you on Lemmy, where every content you post is duplicated across thousands of servers?

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Suit yourself.