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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who put this dumbass fox in charge of watching the hen house?

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

American voters when they elected one to run their country.

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[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

They desperate to apply the new term they just learned.

Civil War is necessary!

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So butch to be afraid of mine who want to wear dresses and women who want to wear pants.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Full depth pockets are for men and terrorists ig

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Kash Patel watched the Big Lebowski

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To bad they aren't a legitimate organization.

The moment they start door kicking in gunland is when their fantasy falls apart.

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[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Time to post pictures of all of them in drag at some point in their life

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