A toilet seat, according to Amazon.
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Fonzies 1kg bag
Ube donut.
Tattoos, coke, mushrooms, alcohol, camera batteries, camera lenses, tiramisu, sex, kink stuff, time.
I try not to be super consumerist, so it’s hard to think of things as opposed to experiences and addictive substances.
Was a big fan of cocktails in my 20s. Not a huge fan of the headaches these days.
Brisket
Sex
RAM.
Circus animal.
Dates with the person who became my wife. (Fortunately, she felt the same way.)
a skydive
So much so I did come back a day or two later for another
i went back up immediately after
A vacation
Chocolate
Roasted cashew nut
Weekends
Woodworking tools! Just one more item would make up for my poor design and lack of skill!
This triggered me. :-}
A break
A holiday
A mouthful of titty.
A cookie.
Pro tip:
Grab a cookie, close the packaging or container, go somewhere else, then eat the cookie. You will want another cookie but not enough to actually go back and re-open the packaging.
Alternatively, eat something more nutritious first, then set a specific amount of cookies you're allowed to eat. Also, brush your teeth after eating sweet food, such as cookies.
That's how i lost 10 lbs.
- Buy less snacks. Say no once at the grocer instead of every day.
- If you do have some then they stay in the kitchen. You serve yourself the serving size. Leave the kitchen and eat the cookie. Easier to say no to getting another.
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A döner in Germany. Everything about it is so good, I ended up eating every other day the next week I was there.
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Cocaine. It had absolutely no effect on me other than making me want more instantly. I tried it like three or four times before realizing that it didn't really do anything. Granted, the third and fourth time I only got it because my dealer was exceptionally hot and he allowed me to snort the cocaine off of his abs.
Parts of your life are definitely more interesting than mine
Do you have ADHD? I've heard that people who do and try coke end up pretty calm or unchanged.
Very much so. My ADHD has ADHD
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Pussy. Also cock.
Beer or Tobacco. Not an alcoholic but once I have one, I want at least one more to become comfortably numb.
I am like this with
Deviled eggs
French Fries
And actually the electric bike, though I didn't get another. It is just so freaking convenient and we have a few people in the house.
Oddly enough, not with most drugs, nor drink. But speed, yeah. My kid gets Adderall for ADHD and I told her just keep it in her room I don't want to see it. Unless I can have it every day for the rest of my life. I really like speed.
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I bought a vibrating sex toy. The battery lasts ~45 minutes. You're intended to stroke with it, but honestly I enjoy just resting it and laying back for a hands-free experience. 45 minutes isn't long enough, so i bought another one to keep it going. Turns out 90 minutes still isn't long enough sometimes, but at that point I have to get it over with and continue my day.
Side-note
Taking recommendations for hands-free masturbators.
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A mini PC for my homelab.
Sports cars. It sucks knowing you are contributing to climate change AND not even having fun doing it. Family sedans, SUVs and big trucks suck shit. So I drive my little MX-5 as much as I can now. And get to smile that I'm making double the gas mileage of my jeep and having 10X more fun while doing it.
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A baby. As soon as my son was born I knew we'd have another. And we did. Then I had a vasectomy because I knew we'd never stop. Babies are cool.
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a toot of booger sugar, cuno loves that brain boost shit
Wanna split a kilo?
Toffifee. After eating the first layer, I immediately want to eat the second set underneath.
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