A toilet seat, according to Amazon.
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Tattoos, coke, mushrooms, alcohol, camera batteries, camera lenses, tiramisu, sex, kink stuff, time.
I try not to be super consumerist, so it’s hard to think of things as opposed to experiences and addictive substances.
RAM.
A döner in Germany. Everything about it is so good, I ended up eating every other day the next week I was there.
My German 'must have more' was the sauerkraut. It is sooo much better there than in the states, and it was slightly different in each town I tried it. My staple meal was whatever the local version was of: sausage, sauerkraut, and wheat beer.
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Pussy. Also cock.
Cocaine. It had absolutely no effect on me other than making me want more instantly. I tried it like three or four times before realizing that it didn't really do anything. Granted, the third and fourth time I only got it because my dealer was exceptionally hot and he allowed me to snort the cocaine off of his abs.
Parts of your life are definitely more interesting than mine
Do you have ADHD? I've heard that people who do and try coke end up pretty calm or unchanged.
Very much so. My ADHD has ADHD
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Fonzies 1kg bag
a skydive
In the mid-90's I went with a friend to make a tandem jump, just to say I had done it.
Ended up with over 4500 jumps over the next many years.
You gotta watch that first jump.
I'm retired from skydiving now. Got married, had kids and now have a bad back.
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A mouthful of titty.
Woodworking tools! Just one more item would make up for my poor design and lack of skill!
This triggered me. :-}
A mini PC for my homelab.
Chocolate
Roasted cashew nut
Weekends
Ube donut.
A cookie.
Pro tip:
Grab a cookie, close the packaging or container, go somewhere else, then eat the cookie. You will want another cookie but not enough to actually go back and re-open the packaging.
Alternatively, eat something more nutritious first, then set a specific amount of cookies you're allowed to eat. Also, brush your teeth after eating sweet food, such as cookies.
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Dates with the person who became my wife. (Fortunately, she felt the same way.)
I bought a vibrating sex toy. The battery lasts ~45 minutes. You're intended to stroke with it, but honestly I enjoy just resting it and laying back for a hands-free experience. 45 minutes isn't long enough, so i bought another one to keep it going. Turns out 90 minutes still isn't long enough sometimes, but at that point I have to get it over with and continue my day.
Side-note
Taking recommendations for hands-free masturbators.
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Sports cars. It sucks knowing you are contributing to climate change AND not even having fun doing it. Family sedans, SUVs and big trucks suck shit. So I drive my little MX-5 as much as I can now. And get to smile that I'm making double the gas mileage of my jeep and having 10X more fun while doing it.
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A baby. As soon as my son was born I knew we'd have another. And we did. Then I had a vasectomy because I knew we'd never stop. Babies are cool.
One day I was cleaning out my second child's too small clothes and legitimately thought "If we have another I won't have to do this right now." Babies are cool indeed!
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I am like this with
Deviled eggs
French Fries
And actually the electric bike, though I didn't get another. It is just so freaking convenient and we have a few people in the house.
Oddly enough, not with most drugs, nor drink. But speed, yeah. My kid gets Adderall for ADHD and I told her just keep it in her room I don't want to see it. Unless I can have it every day for the rest of my life. I really like speed.
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Was a big fan of cocktails in my 20s. Not a huge fan of the headaches these days.
Brisket
Sex
Beer or Tobacco. Not an alcoholic but once I have one, I want at least one more to become comfortably numb.
A slice of pizza
Circus animal.
Nerds Gummy Clusters, those things should be illegal
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