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[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

C

That's just my usual ration plus some Indo-Asian spice in the mix. Perfect.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Has to be D. Last time I said Japanese and Mexican, but I forgot Iranian.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago

D is so good. You get Georgian, Turkish and Indian too.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Has to be D …. Has the most major cuisines, most variety.

I may have always lived in H but depending how you define foods from there, we have almost nothing.

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

D looks nice. Greek food, Turkish food, fuck Israel, Indian food, Japanese food, Thai food and whatever crocodile burger Australia serves.

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 5 points 6 days ago

D without the slightest hesitation.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

D by far has the widest available palette, it includes the silk road which is the thing that fueled C, B, and E.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

G, BBQ and Mexican.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

D, with G a very close second

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 6 points 6 days ago

G easily.

Southern comfort food, Mexican, Carribean, and Sushi Rolls. RIP Pizza but I didn't need it

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

It’s D and it’s not even a little close. I’d be sad to lose burritos and jerk chicken, and not be able to try more African food, but yea D 10000%, no regrets.

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

H, just put the poutine directly into my arteries.

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[–] transfluxus@leminal.space 4 points 6 days ago

I need this in a higher resolution

[–] individual@toast.ooo 2 points 6 days ago

obviously A

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Seems like everyone is answering "cuisine" instead of ingredients. All of France beats 1/6th of Italy. Bread making is France and India. But Canada has all the recipes and ingredient quality from all over the world.

If sourcing ingredients is the question, G more than D, if grown outdoors, but G has negative geopolitical support, and ingredients can be grown indoors in H. F is where coffee and cocoa come from, and I have addictions.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The only way this map is any fun at all is culturally. I’m in Canada, and it’s great, but tortiere and poutine and simpler stuff(we’ll exclude a good portion of stuff that’s just modified foreign foods like North American style chinese food) just wouldn’t cut it. And hea there are foods from the indigineous population but sorry if pemican doesn’t get me going like Southeast Asian food.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Urban Canada has cuisine from everywhere. You're not forced to eat Canadian shit recipes. Though tourtierre is nice holiday tradition for me. Maple syrup is world's greatest sugar. Indian/Chinese/Asian food with Canadian meat is great. Atlantic Salmon sushi, awesome.

Globalization of ingredients works quite well almost anywhere. Tomatoes, melons, strawberries perhaps exceptions where travel in season can be 10x the experience. Local indoor growing would solve this, cheaper than traveling to have a melon.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I know readong is difficult, but I literally just said that it wouldn’t be any fun if we allowed for that level of globalization. Every single slice has a sushi restaurant somewhere, they all have burgers and mexican food somewhere.

I live in Montreal, my guy, I am well aware of what is available if we decided to complete ignore the entire premise of the post.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

D. I need my Tim Tams.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'm doing G. It would have all my favorite comfort foods, plus Mexican food. If the point extends to Italy, then it's perfect.

Who would pick H? What's up there, poutine and seal blubber?

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What's that landmass in A?

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Thanks. I keep forgetting how utterly rubbish the Mercator map really is. Greenland real size is what, same as Algeria, or 1/3 of Europe?

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I think I have to go with A purely because of potato scones and Lorne sausage.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

The cross is the epicenter of good food it seems.

[–] transfluxus@leminal.space 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Damn, what happened to Italy?

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] transfluxus@leminal.space 1 points 2 days ago

Cut like a pizza

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Ay I am torn between G and E, African food is incredible and I'd probably be ok, but G is where I live and my city has amazing food, including African cuisines so if you just mean what's available in those regions, then G, absolutely.

[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

G. Mexican, BBQ and (possibly?) Hot Dogs, all I need. I also couldn't live without Dr Pepper.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I like how Germany is divided into East and West^^ the food is more distinct between North and South though.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Would probably choose B as thats the one im most used to but D is also really good. You have south-east asian, east asian, indian, arabic, turkish, greek etc. You even have australia and new zealand included if thats what you fancy. Also israel where, as we all know, all food orginates from.

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

G has burritos and in n out. Wtf more do you need?

[–] groet@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago

Seems i have to be the autist in this thread and complain about that map. How is that a fair split if D contains 50% of the human population while A has barely 200mil.

Why is it centered on Italy? Why so far north? Any slice going north just touches 2-4 countries while the ones going south can have 30?

I guest there isnt a place to put the center that would weight all sectors equally but cmon this is just lazy

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

B. I know what I'm doing, healthiest lands with a pro-social mind.

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