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[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

D looks nice. Greek food, Turkish food, fuck Israel, Indian food, Japanese food, Thai food and whatever crocodile burger Australia serves.

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[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Has to be D. Last time I said Japanese and Mexican, but I forgot Iranian.

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

D, Italian, Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese and Indian are already 90% of my diet

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[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

D, hands down. Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, Iranian, Turkish, Japanese, Chinese. Literally my favorite foods

Edit: Also includes a little bit of Italy!!

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[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 180 points 4 days ago (9 children)

D has a ton of Asian goodness

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 103 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (14 children)

Also, D even gets the entire bay of Naples, in addition to the cuisines of 3-4 billion people. Anyone who wants anything from A can get anything from there in Oceania.

D is so OP, I cannot imagine anyone picking anything else unless they are basing their choice on where they live.

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 54 points 4 days ago (11 children)

D is literally the only answer.

Greek, Turkish, Arab, Indian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai, Korean, Japanese. If you want something more western, there's Australian for some classic bbq or fish n chips. There's also a tiny sliver of Italy.

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

D without the slightest hesitation.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

D without a doubt. Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, Japanese, parts of China. It's even got some Mediterranean in there. That's basically all I eat already.

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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

D is the only sensible choice, there's really no debate here.

[–] ytg@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Definitely. East and Southeast Asia, the entire Indian subcontinent, most of the Middle East and parts of Greece and (maybe) Italy?!

So unbalanced.

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[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

D, with G a very close second

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (4 children)

D gets Turkish, Arab, Indian, Chinese, Korean... why didn't you cut this in a way that gives the rest of the world any chance?

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[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 52 points 4 days ago

D without a doubt. Southern tip of Italy, Greek, Turkish, Persian, Pakistan, Indian, Chinese, Thai, Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese, Australian, just to name a few.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 97 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Lots of peeps on the D train, so I’m going G. You’ve got the spiciness of Mexican and Caribbean paired with the savoryness of Guatemalan and Colombian. Jam packed with fish and chicken dishes. Ceviche, jerk chicken, jambalaya, fried plantains, cornbreads, tacos, and giant burritos. Southern Spain means you get paella chock full of shellfish and also Spanish olives. And in the far west you get a bit of Hawaiian flare, so a little bit of Japanese sneaks in.

Regardless D and G are S tier. E and A are A tier. Everything else is, well, a carb with sauerkraut and sausage.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago (10 children)

G.

Love Mexican and south American food, Creole, Southern, Cuban…plus the US has stolen foods from around the world, so I guess I get to keep pretty much eating whatever.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

D. Curry, Szechwan, vietnamese, thai, asian street food!, Teriyaki and Sushi all day.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

D by far has the widest available palette, it includes the silk road which is the thing that fueled C, B, and E.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 59 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (13 children)

Easy D for me. It has Indian, Bangladeshi, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, and Vietnamese. I don't think I need anything else in life lol. Come to think of it, the only food I've had in the last month or so that isn't from D is pizza, but I can live without pizza.

(I'm Indian so there's obvious bias. But even if Indian and Bangladeshi food were removed, I'll still choose D. I'll be a little tempted by G because of Barbecue, but Korean barbecue is pretty great as well.)

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[–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 days ago (7 children)

B is being slept on in this thread. I mean, look at it - you get northern Italy, Germany, Austria, Hungary, the northern Balkans, Sweden, and Finland. If you like pasta, pizza, grilled meats, fries, potatoes, sausages, licorice, a mindbogglingly large number of breads and cheeses, etc. etc. you'd be stupid not to pick that region.

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[–] uzay@infosec.pub 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It is split that way because obviously no one can live for the rest of their life without mediterranean food

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

G, BBQ and Mexican.

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

D or G because those both can grow coffee.

Tough call though.

D is lots of different Chinese regional dishes (Shanghai style, south China styles, Xi'an Muslim styles, and all the different dumplings); all the great Japanese food, Vietnamese food, Thai food, Indian food, Aussie and New Zealand wines, Aussie steaks, New Zealand lamb, Malay, Indonesian dishes, Cebu BBQ, plus Lebanese and Persian food. That is a lot of variety.

G gets you New Orleans dishes, California wine, Cali tacos, Tex Mex, southeastern USA BBQ, Low Country Boil, Mexican food, Caribbean food, central American, chocolate, and I am guessing Hawaiian dishes.

And now I'm hungry.

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[–] Runaway@lemmy.zip 26 points 4 days ago

I mean D is a powerhouse lol

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

G, no contest.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It’s D and it’s not even a little close. I’d be sad to lose burritos and jerk chicken, and not be able to try more African food, but yea D 10000%, no regrets.

[–] devedeset@lemmy.zip 47 points 4 days ago (3 children)

D or G

D gets you most of Middle Eastern, all of India, most of China, all of South Asia, most of Australia, most of Japan. Huge variety, extremely high number of options, lots of spice availability, lots of meat and nonmeat protein options.

G mostly because of Mexico alone. I've traveled there a bunch recently and the food game is insane. You also get the US South (which does have a lot of great food outside of deep fried everything), Spain, Portugal, and Morocco.

C gets an honorable mention mostly because of southeast Europe. That whole area has been a crossroads for a very long time.

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[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (5 children)

D has virtually all god-tier food Asia has ever produced, plus a bonus of whatever culinary bullshit Australia vomits onto the world stage.

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[–] SapientLasagna@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago

H, because I'm in Canada, and the food would be cold before the guy from D got here.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

D has all the good stuff. Middle Eastern, Asian food, even a part of Greek food. I don't really see any competition to that.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 18 points 3 days ago

D is the obvious correct choice because the western food in Asia is superior to the Asian food in the west.

[–] kobaia@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 4 days ago (5 children)

B You get italian food but still can have Surströmming

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[–] individual@toast.ooo 2 points 2 days ago

obviously A

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 days ago

D because of the huge variety in food, and the tiny chunk of Italy means I still technically get Italian food :)

[–] Leather@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

A!

French food! And uh, rotting whale taint buried in sand for three months, then pickled in shark piss.

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[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I live in D, but regardless it's so stupidly stacked it's nearly impossible to choose anything else.

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[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

D is honestly extremely OP

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

D. Japan literally has so many random recipes that I get overwhelmed when deciding what to try.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

D. I need my Tim Tams.

[–] joan@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

D!!! Of Course??? Turkish, Greek, Indian, Thai, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Irani, Indonesian, Vietnamese, Filipino.... E, C and G get honorable mentions but it really is not fair at all.

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[–] nagaram@startrek.website 6 points 3 days ago

G easily.

Southern comfort food, Mexican, Carribean, and Sushi Rolls. RIP Pizza but I didn't need it

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