Pretty sure I heard a parable/fable/story about some ~~asshole~~ impious person doing something like this back during catholic catechism
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No crown of thorns either. Amateur.
Thorns bite into my skin. And don't get me started on sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere!
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Practicing what he preached.
If only we could have people performatively wheel around more practical execution devices, like the evergreen guillotine.
Holy shit that's a great band name. Do not steal.
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One of the local churches near me would give everyone a pvc pipe cross lol
At Easter they give everyone a palm cross, then if you still have it by Christmas, you're supposed to burn it, but no one ever does still have it by Christmas, so they give you a new one. Then they burn that one.
This is supposed to signify something, but I don't think anyone knows what.
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do you want to hear THAT sound??
In the book, the sound gets to him, it's core to the scene.
They cut that for the movie and you know for a fact these idiots don't read, so there you have it.
Typically when churches reenact the resurrection in on Easter they give the part of Jesus to somebody they know is strong enough to carry the cross. Not just some schmo who looks like he's never even lifted anything, including a finger to help others.
You can’t cross a bear with wheels.
Man babies need their training wheels.