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Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 week ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

A much more original way to devalue your currency than the Romans.

May it go to zero.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Make it a bill so we can wipe our ass with it. Burn it. Deface it. All that fun stuff.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They'll be going full China and make it a crime to deface the dear leader.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Trump will be in deep trouble for all that orange paint he sprays on Dear Leader's face.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Horst Wessel

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[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

A fresh attempt at currency devaluation

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Please let it be a low denomination coin so I can have trains run over his face.

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago

Technically, any image could be printed on new U.S. currency. Slow news day?

GOP plans have the follow-through ratio of a Chris Christie diet plan, so I'll believe it when I see it.

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

A podcaster? For fuck sakes guys.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

the strokes didn't work, but seeing Charlie's massive dome on a currency before his own crusty mug will definitely do it.

say hello to president couchfucker.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’ve always wanted an excuse to wipe my ass with money

[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I hope you don't mind metal coins.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Hey, don’t kink shame my ass pennies fetish

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

BOYCOTT MONEY!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

you have no power over me - cashless people

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The federal government has a ton of power over cashless people what are you talking about

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[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

More repulsive white men on currency. Yay!

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Nazi's do not belong on currency. Also he was a nobody podcaster. He will be forgotten about and he is just another right wing murder statistic.

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