I'm pretty sure Counter Terrorists won this one
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
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The joke was so obvious, how did I miss that 🤦
I mean of course that was going to break, look how far it was sticking out unsupported. Stone has high compressive strength but not so good at flexing
Right?? Who built that fuckin thing lmao.
Based on those cabinet doors or whatever I’m gonna guess this was a homemade job lol.
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That's about the entire game, I guess technically you get Shot by a 12 year old from across the map while carrying your entire team first. but smashing your desk is the important part.
Pretty sure the stone cutters won this one.