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[–] richardmtanguay@lemmy.zip 1 points 40 minutes ago

Everyone should be afraid of the judgement in the Realm afterwards!!! :-(

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago

I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of the part before that.

[–] zululove@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

ngl i plan to be a digital being by 2060

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not afraid, I'm annoyed. I'll never get to finish my unfinished books. >:(

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 hours ago

Or my Steam library.

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

The previous billions of years of void was a grandiose buildup to the world's largest nothing-burger, followed by an eternity of void again.

[–] tan00k@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

You can't "experience" nothingness. Even if you could, you can fear things you've experienced before...

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

what about the cool bug fact?

fucking apostrophe abuse

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The shitpost's will continue until morale improves'

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 6 hours ago

look here you little 'shit...

[–] GalacticTaterTot@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This strangely made me feel a better about the concept of death.

Sometimes I think about it and fall in a few seconds of existential dread. But this kinda...makes it make sense?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

It brought me some comfort too.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 11 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of dying

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

If I knew for a fact that I was going to die instantly, without even knowing it happened, I'd be worried about how my loved ones would feel, but okay with it as far as I'm concerned.

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Came to say the same thing. Dying sounds painful, even in most of the best case scenarios

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

I remember what it was like, that's why I am afraid of it.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 13 hours ago

We are genetically configured to survive at all costs. That fear is simply the wiring in your head ensuring you do what you can to survive.

You can safely compartmentalize it. store it up there with your irrational fear of clowns.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 hours ago

What a great fact, I love it.

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
And I am not frightened of dying, 
any time will do, I don't mind
Why should I be frightened of dying?
There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What I really don't understand is bringing more people into temporarily existing without the ability to get their consent and calling it a "gift" that now they get to face the lovecraftian horror of future non-existence.

Pre-birth is not like post death. The arrow of time doesn't reverse.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

I dont get it either. Guess we are wired different.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 17 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

About 22 years ago or so, after not taking psilocybe mushrooms for a couple years, fasting for 24 hours, I took an uncounted tens of grams of dried, fine-powdered, strong psilocybe semilanceata, hot, in just lemon juice, and chugged that pint of thick mushroom super-lemony brew down as fast as i could. It started coming on FAST and STRONG. Ran the 3 strides to the bathroom sink with need to purge, which didn't last long nor purge much of it... clinging to the sink as I slumped down, with the trip immensity roaring at the doors bursting in at all the seams, I tried to steady myself, I meditatively focused on a drop of water, empathising with it likewise clinging to the underside of the sink. I empathised my way instantly to know where every molecule, and every atom, of the water in there, had ever been, and it was a short jump from there to realise I could do that with everything. My experience is that every atom, every subatomic particle, have omnidirectional infinite sense of the entire cosmos.... and this was only in the beginning seconds of the hours long trip, the ability to see behind things, to know from every perspective, everybody, all time, all times, all dimensions, all realms, all places, all interacting potentials... I cant speak to it really, only to say I remember I did experience it. Cannot take it all back with you.

First exchange with other people after I came out of the toilet, friends had come around, one asked "how was it?", and with it all still being fresh, the immensity of having experienced omniscience, sought to offer what I thought was the most beautiful thing of it all... I said, with all glowing reverie "I know death". The look of horror on the poor dear's face though. Ho ho ho.

But yeah, get that... we mere mortals, many, all around, can experience omniscience.

And many are, and ever have. Say hi.

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

If you know you know

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[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Cool bug Fact is

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You know. This oddly actually makes me feel a bit better about this.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Let me go back to my eternal slumber

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

My current self wants to look at more cute bees and sniff more sunflowers. It doesn't matter if my future self wouldn't care (on account of not existing), my current self still really wants to do more of that.

[–] KittyCat@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

Unless the universe is truly infinite, then from the point of view of your continuity of consciousness, you will never die, because they will always be somewhere in infinity where you're exact current consciousness picks right up after you die without a blip.

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[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 18 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

Because, now that i aquired conciusness, i dont want to lose it. i dont want to re experience nothingness. ffs id rather suffer for eternity than not live at all.

if religion wasnt so unbelievable id probably be religious. but alas i just have to hope that i am wrong in my understanding that there is no afterlife

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

You didn't acquire consciousness, you acquired a human life.

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

what i'm scared of is not getting to experience things, the fact that i missed out on history isn't much better but at least that was rather difficult to do anything about..

it's like finding an amazing book and thinking about when you'll have read it all, it just fucking sucks

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
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