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[-] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

It gets worse to put it through google translate... google translation of the image paints a far less politically correct translation.

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

You mean better!

[-] duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Help... suck dick

[-] DeepFriedDresden@kbin.social 35 points 11 months ago

There are dirty dictionaries you can buy. I used to have a Spanish one, wouldn't be surprised if they had other language ones too.

[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 11 months ago

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Do you want to come back my place, bouncy-bouncy?

[-] seyrine@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

My nipples explode with delight!

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 15 points 11 months ago

So conversational Chinese then?

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of a Rowan Atkinson skit on naughty names...

"Our Russian exchange student, Sukmeyov."

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

It must have been Steven Colbert’s mother in law Munchma Quchi

[-] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Finally the translations we really need

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Oh thank god! I thought I was the only one with those dreams

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

What do you expect from the 'Whore Manual 2023 edition'? This year's edition has a lengthy foreward by Kim Kardashian

[-] Veedem@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

So…it was a lucid dream, I’m guessing.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Not very helpful without pinyin.

[-] Winter8593@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I think this is for Chinese to English, not the other way

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

That makes so much sense, I am shocked that I didn't think of it.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Unintentional Berserk reference

[-] Donger@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

ITT: Redditors that don't know about sex trafficking

[-] teft@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Here I was spending my time learning phrases like "where is the bathroom" and "How much does the milk cost" in my second language.

They go hard in japan I guess.>

[-] the_fuzz@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

That’s Chinese, not Japanese.

[-] teft@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago
[-] elvith@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

Greek, French, Spanish,... whatever pleases you

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Could you bring me a gyro then please

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Other people have that dream too?

[-] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

The horse's owner in my dream only spoke Chinese. I wish I would have had this with me at the time.

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