I'm sponsored by Big Gay to promote liking cocks. They have a good health plan which includes free prostate exams. The PTO is a bit underwhelming tho; they really expect you to push cockliking 24/7, 365. It's hard
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It's hard
Sounds like you're doing a good job though. They're lucky to have a hard representative like you.
Ahh the Cocklikingβ’ is as hard as it gets
Wait, you all get paid?!
My recruiter told me this was entirely a volunteer position.
Thought we were doing it for the love of the game honestly.
I like games. But I like money too.
The sorosbucks seem to be drying up lately. All yhese abortions arenβt going to pay for themselves, I might have to go paint a few crosswalks with rainbows to make up the difference
Currently trying to get funded by the shadow furry communist catgirl government
Is that that Anonymous hacker I keep hearing about?
ask your local cybersecurity zoomer they will probably be able to link you up
I'm currently freelance antifa, the gig work pays better
Ben & Jerries. I'm not a real believer though, I'm only in it for the compensation in product. Tubs and tubs of ice cream.
I work in the warehouse for Antifa Co. Hillary Clinton and Obama sign my checks!
Thanks Obama!
I'm being funded by penguins. I don't know why, I don't even like mackerel that much but these fuckers swam from Antarctica, up the Mississippi, up a few tributaries, to deliver more fish than I know what to do with. So I can't tell them to fuck off and that I already am on their side. That'd just be mean. So anyways, anybody want some fish?
Thanks for all the fish
Thank the aquatic birds.
Currently I get my salary indirectly from the International Practical Chemtrail Cabal (IPCC), with the social media PR side more as a side hustle.
The support of viewers like you
Big Gay Tech
The penguin communist party.
Shit how can I be down?
Go to your local penguin communist party in antarctica and ask them about the human communism encouragement program.
Marijuana
I'm currently crowd funded, but I've been thinking about seeing if Blue Cross Blue Shield wants to fund me
According to my government I'm the lackey of Soros, getting paid to make our kids gay and bring migrants into the country. It honestly starts to sound like a good deal, especially when I look at the paycheck I get at CPS
I'm funded by Soros' housemaid
I'm actually funding the shadowy leftwing cabal unfortunately. Would be nice if it went the other way but alas
How does someone get funded by your cabal?
I am funded by Antifa LLC and The Trans Agenda Corp.
Still haven't gotten my first check in the mail so when you figure out how to put in your information with them please tell me
I'm funded my Big Small that is trying to sell more less
Formerly funded by the biggest socialist organization in the USA. They owe me money (whenever the current pissing match ends) and i kinda need it.
I'm selling patch space on a nascar style battle jacket.
I missed cabal sign up day so Iβm waiting for Soros to give me my orders.
A lefty grubby commie mom and pop global big box store. Its all very socialist.
Tell them I offered a whole $5 more. If that doesn't get management to scramble for a budget extension, nothing will.
The adrestian empire
I thought we shouldn't tell anyone!?
The GNU/Linux corp.
china and russia, of course.
The Erotic Bakery
The Shadow Wizard Money Gang
@bruhbeans@lemmy.ml lol
bruh! you get funding?!