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My WiFi is ‘Secret Rebel Base’.

My neighbours have added ‘Jabba the Hub’, ‘Obi Lan Kenobi’, and ‘Red WiFi-ve Standing By’. This makes me happy.

Anyone else live in a neighbourhood that embraces this kind of WiFi silliness?

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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

One that is popular in my country is Michiel de Router which is a play on the VOC man Michiel de Ruyter.

But yeah sometimes there's an FBI Surveillance Van or a "It's this one Mom!"

[–] ctry21@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ours was "{town} Free Wi-Fi" when we lived in the town centre for a while, just to confuse tourists. It was more of a getting stabbed area than a fun SSID name area though.

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[–] InvestBurnout@fedia.io 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

My old name was " Mai Waifu" and now it's "[my last name] mojo dojo casa house". No on else around me have funny names which makes me sad.

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[–] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I would suggest naming your 2.4 network "use channel 1 6 or 11. Google it" it fits barely

[–] Mobiletuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Mine is NOTtheNSAvan, and I see in the list of active WiFi networks is one called fbivan

[–] gamenac@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I have my 2.4 network named IsThisTheKrustyKrab and my 5 network named WutangLAN.

One neighbor joined in with Winternet is Coming, the other called theirs Childish Name.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Mine used to be: Tenant Cam 2

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[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately no. I think I'll try something and see if someone joins in.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

One of my faves is an over the road truck driver who named his hotspot "Abodeless".

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I'm in Texas, so mine currently says "Free Porn Here". In the past it was always some snarky bullshit. My buddy's is "FBI Mobile Team" or something similar. I think he's had one about the DEA in the past.

So nothing funny or clever about Wi-Fi or networking, but definitely not normal names.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

I'm Tie WiFighter, but nobody's joined in in my neighborhood

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We have used the name Flexo for years if only because it makes me smile. No one else in the neighborhood is funny though.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Content not viewable in your region"

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[–] Mesanne@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Was on a train to London once and spotted a wifi called ‘I shaved your mum’. I still chuckle about it now.

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

For a while I had House LANister and a few neighbors joined with GoT names. We all changed to more standard names after the disappointing finale

Now I have "this is the ATT router" that I changed the name to do some debugging (I wasn't sure which one was my own router since I run it as a bridge) and recently another neighbor changed theirs to "and my xFinity"

[–] tomjuggler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

One of our neighbours has his set to "SAPS Surveillance Van" - "SAPS", South African Police Services.

Ours is named after my son's YouTube channel.. free advertising!

One of my neighbors has The_Booty_Warrior. Another's is FBI_Surveillance_Van_273

[–] Fives@discuss.online 10 points 3 days ago

Mine is ‘HoloNet’, but it’s kind of a deep cut unless you’re really into Star Wars.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] joshthewaster@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Years ago I had "pantomiming_suicide" and someone created one about calling the suicide hotline. It's actually a Mormon reference that I just thought would make a funny name but I can see how that wasn't obvious now.

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[–] mfbatz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

For over a decade, mine was "Pretty Fly For A Wifi".

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