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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The one on the right reminds me of Mike from Spaced.

I need to watch that show again now

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[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

That's going to Help TEXAS somehow!

[–] Fertile_Friday@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A donut and a slice of pizza a day, keep the bad guys away...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

To be fair, the brisket there is really good. Pretty sure you can still make out BBQ sauce stains on the corners of his mouth.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

If I'm running away, I want one of these stuffed sausages chasing me.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Which bait do you think will work better for keeping them at bay, a donut, a twinkie or a burger?

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Burgers are bigger, the other two are one or two bites. Burger is at least 3.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

These guys can't resist any type of Hostess snack cakes - Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Cupcakes (my faves), Zingers, Donettes, Coffee Cakes, etc., and most are individually wrapped, so if you scatter them in their path, they'll have to stop and BEND OVER to retrieve them, which will slow them significantly. But they WILL retrieve them, Hostess treats are literally crack to fatsos like me, and them.

If nothing else, it would be hilarious to toss them at these guys by the hundreds, and watch MAGA go apeshit at the Liberal Violence of throwing Twinkies at fat soldiers. They've already failed at indicting a guy who threw a sub sandwich at ICE (waste of a good sandwich), when a Grand Jury declined to indict multiple times. Let's see them take the Twinkie Riots to court.

Humiliation hurts MAGAs far more than physical violence, and is by far our best weapon against them. They believe themselves to be the bullies, and they really melt down in humiliating fashion when they get a dose of their own medicine. Make them the targets, bully them relentlessly, make it really unfashionable to associate with anything MAGA, and their support will fade.

BTW, big economy boxes of Hostess snacks are on but One/Get One at Publix this week, so arm up.

[–] TomArrr@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Are they using the hydraulic tray on the back of the truck to 'lower their guard'?

I just can't see them getting down any other way.

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[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What do you think they register on the richter scale?

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Looks about right.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

“Give me some chicken, franks, and fries, and you can pass me a lettuce, Ima pass it by”

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Sergeant Slaughter twin clones?

[–] unknown@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Anyone else immediately think of Mike from Spaced?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You seen Gary Tank Commander?

[–] unknown@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago

Not my sort of thing tbh, I'm not really into soldier stuff.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

They ain't mine

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

That's to funny. Everyone know why.

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