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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 58 minutes ago

No Juan left behind.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 hours ago

Weekend warriors looking succulent!

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't trump say "no fatties in the army"?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

He was talking about yo momma when he said that.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

When Texas sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 23 points 7 hours ago

This must be that higher male military standard Hegseth was talking about.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 48 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

They're eating the immigrants!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

Oh how the turn tables.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 7 hours ago

All this after Trump saying he doesn't want fat troops

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 27 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Like Tiananmen square, the regime stopped using local troops in an attempt to flex their authority and instead brought in outside military with no attachment to the area so they would have less trouble being ordered to fire on civilians.

These gravy seals from the South are gonna be the tattered flag and trump sticker on a truck types that sit around the desk at the guard base wishing they could punch a liberal.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Like Tiananmen square, the regime stopped using local troops in an attempt to flex their authority and instead brought in outside military with no attachment to the area so they would have less trouble being ordered to fire on civilians.

One minor quibble. To date, I am not aware of any US cities where residents are actually rioting. To date, no one in ICE has actually been injured by protesters. Certainly nobody has died. No property has been destroyed. Nobody is really fighting back.

Let me know when someone in Portland actually sets an APC on fire.

The closest thing to Tiananmen in America in physicality was J6. Then maybe the Chaz Protests in Portland in June of 2020 or BLM in Ferguson and Baltimore. Nothing like that is happening now. Even the anti-genocide college protests at Columbia and UCLA don't really come close to what Chinese protesters managed in Beijing.

Americans are largely passive in the face of their own oppression.

[–] llama@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 hours ago

How I would love to just look at them and say "actually you're the liberal" and watch them lose their minds.

[–] ghosthacked@lemmy.wtf 22 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

A chunky guy with a gun is dangerous because he'll use it to solve the problem with minimal physical expenditure

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago

Not with no ammunition in it he won't. Look closely.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Homer Simpson shooting TV to turn it off.gif

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I love how you preface a very real, and very dangerous threat with: 'a chunky guy'.

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

💯

A real chonkarino. Mr tubbster. Flubbery Fred. The original chonkster.

All clearly better options than "a chunky guy". Gotta show some respect.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Holy fuck, they had to haul them in in a semi-trailer.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 6 hours ago

Must have just shaved their necks before putting on their costumes

[–] simonced@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

If there's one thing Texas does well, it's barbeque.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 46 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They deployed 120 soldiers and 360 chins to Chicago.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 6 hours ago

The one on the right reminds me of Mike from Spaced.

I need to watch that show again now

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 11 hours ago

They’re unstoppable on their shop-mobility scooters.

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 20 points 14 hours ago

I can't think of a single reason why they shouldn't be arrested the moment they show up in Chicage. Traitors and criminals, the lot of them.

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