this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2025
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[–] jif@piefed.ca 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some penguins turn to a life of crime

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This line is the inspiration for the penguins in Madagascar.

And Feathers McGraw

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

Not all criminals are Penguins but all Penguins are criminals.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is this the pebbling sensitive people on the internet talk about? Just grand larcenying pebbles from fellow penguins?

Edit: wtf does grand larceny even mean? Am I using this right? Am I asking too many questions?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago

Grand larceny is like regular larceny but more opulent

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

I knew all linux users are criminals and this is definitive proof of it.

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Is that the reason why like all penguin users know how to sail the seas (even if they dont)