Why yes, I eat ass. How did you know?
whole box of ass. flavored lollypops sitting on desk
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2025
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So, I get the joke, but I'm not sure butter flavor would be all that much better.
Butter flavor candy is hella good, actually. Ever had buttered popcorn jelly beans? They're pretty much the best flavor jelly bean.
Fair, but I’d rather have butt flavor tbh. As long as it’s the right butt.
I'd rather eat all the candy corn in the world than a bag of buttered popcorn jelly beans.
First of, as a breton, I feel offended
Secondly, isn't it butterscotch ?
I don't think there's enough room in the fold for ERSCOTCH F
as a Breton
How's High Rock this time of year?
Windy, as always
There's dutch candy that is basically this. Not too bad, although I liked them more as a child
Well, butter (and margarine) are often used as lubricants, especially in dire need, so...
Sure I'll chupa chup that
Can I get extra butt, plz?
Just like mom’s!
Your mom has the best butt!
BUTT LAVOR someone who loves butts and can’t spell
It's the ASSMAHN
I miss when they’d hand these out outside clubs.