Luckily the dog was colored in photoshop π€£
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2025
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Oh thank god. I was legit getting furious.
There are pet-safe dyes you can get! A vegan dude I know dyed his cat pink using some. I hope theyβre actually legit and not harmfulβ¦
You can dye your pets yellow with turmeric. As a bonus it'll kill fleas.
When I was in high school, my girlfriend dyed her cat pink with cherry Kool-Aid. He didn't seem impressed.
She should have used grape or green apple so he could actually see the change!
Or given him spots. I accidentally dripped henna on my white catβs paw and that spot drove him nuts for weeks.
Well he did a good job not painting the windows so he can't be THAT bad.
I was going to make a remark about rolling down the windows before spraying, but the windshield looks alright as well.
Must have rolled the windshield down too
Quality shitpost.
"I want red"
"All red?"
"I SAID I WANT RED"
how did he get banned in 5 hours
Insane skill
Me when i want to do scale airplanes but suck at painting them.
What's his number I could use a paid job on a vehicle that no longer runs out front
Maybe he can do my dog in black so she doesn't show dirt as easily.
But darker vehicles show dirt more than lighter ones.
I could use his services on a car I no longer own.
This post makes me feel⦠well sticky.
Please tell me this is a Photoshop
Anyone that pairs a dog like that should have their arms broken
99.99% sure it is. That looks like the old classic: Lasso Select, Adjust Hue.
There are pet friendly dyes out there. For the dogs I know who have been dyed, they don't care and they love the attention they get being dyed.
it's a dog eat dog world out there and if you can't even pairs your dog then how are they even real?