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ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began (theonion.com)
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[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 9 points 14 hours ago

Nearly ate the onion on this one

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago

Bullshit. The only thing that can stop bad five-year-olds with guns is good five-year-olds with guns.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 5 points 18 hours ago

Not yet, don't worry, I can fix that.