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While asparagus does grow single shoots like this, I suspect this picture is staged. I grow asparagus and you never get that many pop up at once and all grow the same exact height. They're also too spread out for a single plant, usually they will grow from a fairly central point per plant.
It looks more like this:
It grows super fast as well. Something like 6 inches a day. Second only to bamboo, apparently. (Source: my one brief flirtation with manual labour was picking asparagus in the Northern Territory)
The Northern Territory of Australia?
Sounds like a bad pickup line.
"Hey babe, guess what can grow 6 inches today".
Asparagrass
You are going to be delighted when you see a pineapple growing too
Probably something like this
Hmmm…
