this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 142 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

Turns out I’m not remotely funny

Edit:

Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost… you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They've mitigated this by having the note taking starts at the time of the meeting ΰ²₯⁠‿⁠ΰ²₯

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Book people in for 3 minutes before the hour. They'll assume it was a mistake.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

Turns out I’m not remotely funny

standing ovation

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't stand up when remote working

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe you should put on pants.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Way to ruin WFH

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've seen this joke 4 times yesterday

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 5 points 2 days ago

I will have to try this!!

[–] Lommy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] godrik@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

"anyway, so I told them I was working and everybody just bursted out laughing"

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My record is 21 laughing heads and a football emoji.

I refuse to elaborate further.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You both work at the same Applebees?

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just make my boss hate me in teams.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i can do that without teams. amateur.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same, I just like that I can do it while he's sitting at home, he keeps saying I need to go the extra mile.

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 10 points 2 days ago

If I go any more extra miles and I'll be at the door-step of a different company

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 29 points 2 days ago
[–] vatlark@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 29 points 2 days ago
[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 days ago
[–] pet1t@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago
[–] elvith@feddit.org 24 points 2 days ago
[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't leave us hanging bro, we are down bad for more of that excellence and you're just teasing us!

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sorry, the joke is company property

[–] elvith@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

My boss makes a dollar
and I just a dime
that's why I post jokes
on company time

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 1 day ago

I'm going to rage against the machine if you don't unionize and take the power back

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you want to get called by HR? Because that's how you get called by HR

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Lemmy has an HR department...

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 8 points 2 days ago
[–] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago