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As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck the bot.

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[–] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago

Lol this channel is about to take a turn

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Furries: "You need a chatbot to e-fuck? Pathetic. We just draw or commission ourselves railing our S/Os or friend's characters like God intended."

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously!

People are so afraid to just reach out to each other.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Here goes nothing...

Ay bby u want sum fuk?

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 days ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

No thank you, I'm getting over a breakup.

[–] TheLastGnome@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

Open bobs and vagene

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

I used to hang out in FFXIV and have typesex with hot orc girls. That was fun. Then life took over and I stopped doing ERP. I should get back into it some day, it was fun. :)

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

A: Wanting to sext a chatbot is pathetic and is absolutely harmful to developing social skills for anyone at any age.

B: It’s going to be lame as hell anyway. Gpt sucks at creative fiction. Ask it to write a short story and it’ll be the most blasé shit imaginable.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Great, so now AI is gonna steal my job of being a massive slut? I'm gonna have to John Henry the fuck outta some dick to prove I am better than a stupid machine. 😤

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Huh I learned something new today, I didn't know John Henry was anything beyond a Bruce Springsteen song

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

No matter how much AI tries, furries will never have their job of being massive sluts stolen.

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Looking forward to chatbot logs being introduced as evidence in court in family law proceedings.

[–] CBEnby@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So would computers get a new hole for this? or would we be expected to use one of the old ones

[–] socsa@piefed.social 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why do you think they call it the 3.5" floppy?

[–] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No better evidence of soy-ification than the reduction from 5" to 3.5" floppies. My grampa says his floppy was 11"

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Biggest I ever had my hands on was 8" and it was my dad's.

Grandad also said that the hard weighed 100 pounds.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

yep. i showed my grandpa my dvd once and he said his disc was way bigger.

[–] groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 week ago

Oh boy that's gonna be fun for people.

ChatGPT, probably:

Oh boy aren't you in a naughty mood? 😍😱🤪 Give me some ideas what you want to do, we could:

  • go at it like 🔨 and tongs
  • get a little more ⛓ about stuff
  • the Cleveland Browns are the only NFL team whose name does not end with an S
  • talk about the vulnerable parts of the human and strategies for access
  • just make things up as we go along! 🍆 🐿 🦵🏽

I think I just gave myself an innie.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

No matter how weird and repulsive you think your desires are I promise you there's a community of people who will ERP with you.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Enterprise resource planning? That may be a bit too filthy

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

I scrolled down to post this

[–] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

China can now switch up their factory production lines without human intervention in the dark and you're inventing a somehow even less interesting way of masturbating to your phone

[–] john_lemmy@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 week ago

What an innovator, adding porn to something you have to use on the internet. And pay for it.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

"fuck ai" just got a new meaning

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, so grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn 🎵

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see that we are reaching the braindance addiction segment of our cyberpunk dystopian slide.

[–] WALLACE@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Zuckerberg is gonna achieve the first iteration by enabling a porn mode on the Meta AI and adding it to the MetaVerse (Does that still exist?)

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That was the only outcome if you think about. Whether intended or not they first created in many people addiction to romantic interactions with this bot and then suddenly forced them to go cold turkey. People are now having withdrawal symptoms and looking for alternatives such as self hosting and tinkering. Given enough time they likely will find more niche solutions than chatgpt. So openAI is trying to move fast to capture the majority of these people into a money trap.

[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ah great, now the very same people who “generate art” will pop up and flex for having sex with fictional characters.

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 9 points 1 week ago

at least their bloodline ends with them

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Furries do that all the time and without needing to generate anything, they just draw it themselves.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The virgin AI user vs. the Chad imagination user.

[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago

And by drawing it themselves they actually created art. Not necessarily good art, but still art. And I respect that.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now put it in an animated real doll and we can talk.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

basic. put it in my smart fridge!

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

I want an AI in my smart fridge that looks like my dead grandma but acts nicer and suggests I buy certain branded ingredients to make her famous corn bread casserole pie, which she never actually made IRL /s

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

... on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck the bot.

Surely this decision will have only positive effects on this this problem.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Don't call me Shirley.

Unless you buy me a couple drinks first...

[–] Highlandcow@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

That chatbot is sometimes really dumb, and I'm into Intelligent beings so it's a no from me lmao

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

This would explain some interesting divergent behavior I've seen in the realtime API recently.

[–] redhilsha@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Utter woke nonsense. Back in my days we used to get depressed when playing "Emily is Away".

I have so many more questions

How about they go fuck themselves instead?

[–] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I know they've already indicated this, um, service, would require Age Verification, but I wonder if this will cause OpenAI to suddenly be opposed to such laws.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Regulate them yesterday! Oh no they can't, they will money!
Its sad to see AI turning like that, using the humans to build the product, which in the end won't be even free most probably.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

They must be in big trouble if porn is their last hope.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I have seen the end of days and it was so very dark. a thousand stars all wicked out in an instant, a thousand voices screaming as we are all dragged into the black sky, alone, together, nothing.

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