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If you're not guilty, why did you run? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] RegularJoe@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

This guy showed in up in a blue police box. He looked at me and said "Run!".

I was following Doctor's advice.

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

Because ICE didn't GAF if I was actually illegal.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago

Oh, I'm guilty. I just needed the exercise.

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago

Because fuck paying tickets.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Because the person chasing me is guilty.

[–] basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

Leg day

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Bear.

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Because the incumbent has proven time and again that he does not speak for the community. I never aspired to a career in politics, but someone needs to stand up for their friends and neighbors. That's why you should elect me as your representative.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

Diarrhea.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Sir, this is a gymnasium.

[–] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Cause my TI would have said very loud thing at me if I didn't.

[–] H4rdStyl3z@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Knife guy