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ADHD memes

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[–] Jason_Ph03nix@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Tbh I didn't even read the first part I just went straight to the bottom.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I played Factorio for 12 hours this weekend so obviously I'm fine.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I enjoyed doing game dev this weekend, made an hp bar and my lil dude has a double jump now

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Motherfucker.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Fuck, every time

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

I was planning on going back and reading it later.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Inattentive is such a PITA. I've had a very, VERY successful career and can't help but think it's been all while doing life on hard mode.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 68 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It literally gets me every time. I've seen this meme atleast 5 times now and not once have I not fallen for it

[–] crushyerbones@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This just in: big fonts and small amounts of text surrounded by dead space attract attention.

Nah, it's the ADHD.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah but you'd think I wouldn't keep forgetting lol

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

I'm pretty sure I've even posted it here in the past lmao

I recently fucked up my file system so some communities are liable to get some reposts over the next couple months. I can't afford a new SSD and I've had to start ruining things ;_;

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

Ouch. Why do you hurt me?

[–] GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] krypt@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

get out of my head thank you

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

Not fair! The letters are tiny!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Dammit.

...

Shit, that's good.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 31 points 3 days ago

The green 'circle' not being circular is hurting my brain.

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

hey! i read some of the lines..

[–] Lydia_K@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Love you deary <3

But it hurts so good!

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I feel attacked

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

shit, I actually read them. Time to undiagnose

[–] tlmcleod@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Time to undiagnose.

I know you're making a joke, but just for anyone else reading: not all symptoms occur at all times all the time.

[–] duramu@beehaw.org 6 points 2 days ago

Also tha green circle should have a different colored wedge that says "read all of the middle part without retaining the info"

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[–] southernbrewer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I was distracted by the legend colours not matching the pie colours and the green pie not being round enough. Didn't read the text obviously

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The first thing I saw was that the green dot is fuzzy instead of being outlined in black Then I noticed that the pie was an oval.

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[–] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not only did I read one line in the middle, before jumping to the end - I completely ignored the existence of the top graph

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

shots fired

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

I've never felt more seen and attacked at the same time.

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You know, if I wanted this kind of abuse I'd talk to my husband

Oh i hate that, do you want me to come over and beat him up? Wanna come have a sleep over? We can bake cookies and watch tv and you can meet my cats.

xoxo I'm not kidding ♡

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago
[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is actually the meme that convinced me to get diagnostic testing. Hoping to get medication for ADHD soon, but the antidepressants are nice (except they make me poop. Like, a lot)

I thought everyone had twelve abandoned hobbies and functioned on the very edge of disaster at all times. No i don't have trouble focusing on the task at hand, I can play RimWorld for hours at a time

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You should see my Warhammer collection of half painted minis, and my starwars armada collection.

While I show you that we can look at all my boardgames i haven't opened along with my lego collection

Oohh my swords for Hema too and my video games.

I have a giant list of started video games that I've never finished.

I've got a pushbike too and my boxing bag from kick boxing and it goes on and on

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I bet you also own but haven't played Star Wars: Imperial Assault, the ttrpg. I opened the box, started reading the rules, and suddenly I was playing poker in RDR2

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I certainly do, I couldn't ever find people to play with in my tiny town, same problem with Armada. I must own 1000 aud worth of armada figurines and a custom play mat i made myself but no one to play with haha

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I feel your pain. It took me over 5 years to find the correct mix of DnD players from my circle of friends. Adults who could maintain a consistent weekly gaming schedule and not be That Guy™. In our current campaign one friend wound up being a wangrod, but another invited one of his friends that is somehow more of a nerd than I am. So it balanced out. This took a long time and several false starts over the years. One of my players has to remote in on Zoom, which sucks, but we make it work. The point is, keep trying. If you can maintain interest that is lol

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Is that what making me poop all the time?

My psychiatrist warned me about stimulants also stimulating my bowels...but not the antidepressants. She warned me that would kill my sex drive, but that's about it.

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[–] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago

Oh god, you got me

[–] XiELEd@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, that green circle is really big

[–] somewa@suppo.fi 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And the text in the middle isn't only small but there's so much compression artifacts that it's hard to read.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can we get some more JPEG? I can almost tell what some of the colours are.

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I'm medicated!

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[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago

I'm in this infographic and I like it

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago
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