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Now I’m laughing at my friend group from when we were teenagers.

One proclaimed that they weren’t a fan of breasts with tiny little nipples.

He was immediately branded as the guy who loves huge dinner plate sized nipples.

There was no in between for us back then.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The "So doth hates potatoes?" quote confused me because there's no pronoun (doth is a verb)

It should be more like "So thou hatest potatoes" or something

Thouest dothest hatest potatoeseth?

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doth thou hate potaters sounds right

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I'm not a linguist, and the timeline here is vague, but two things:

  • We're in the second-person singular, so "dost", not "doth"
  • Using the auxiliary verb ("do-support") is a fairly modern construct at least in written English; "hatest thou" would be more likely.
[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It's purely anecdotal and I've nothing to back this up, but 90% of answers to a debate that starts with "so..." are poorly constructed, cherry pick arguments, and have little understanding of the context of the discussion.

It's infuriating.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 19 points 3 days ago

So you're saying we piss on the poor?

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

So you're saying all arguments phrased otherwise are solid?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

So it is ok to claim something with nothing to back it up?

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So what are you trying to say?

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pretty much Lemmy when one leftist criticizes the strategy of the left. “Oh dissent? You must be MAGA!”

you are criticizing something from lemmy? are you some sort of MAGA lib?

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Even worse: a lib.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also gotta love the dummies that invariably respond with, "lol nobody does that" when you explain it to them.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 days ago

So you hate potatoes??

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago

Dydde Shackethpear knoweth aboute ye humbleth potateth? Methinkth hee didtht pothiblie notte.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 days ago

It's a classic debate rhetoric (with no argumental value) that is a staple since classic ancient times.

Should we have outgrown it by now?
Perhaps it (& similar stuff) is holding us back?

In science (but not necessarily scientific community) such things have no place.
It barely has a place in philosophy.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 3 days ago

Uh... forsooth?