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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anyone remember the “anal rail gun” from earlier this year? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mri-butt-plug-injuries/

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

Saw a similar case this year here in Brazil, earlier in february. A pro-gun lawyer was accompanying his mother on a MRI. Once the thing started, his gun, a 9mm pistol, was sucked and shot once it got stuck on the MRI, hitting the man in the belly. He died 21 days later.

[–] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CeruleanRuin 5 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing she was there to get an MRI because there was something wrong with her brain.

[–] KammicRelief@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did anyone else read that as "Woman Enters MRI with a Machine Gun" ?

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