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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago


They just had the wrong door.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Also wasted a lot of time, fuel, and manpower having an entire boat and crew looking for a jewel she had on her the entire time.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Men just don’t understand what love is

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 40 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't he freeze before she pushed his hands off the door?

[–] J92@lemmy.world 29 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, he froze. No one ever explained what she did to him to make him sink though.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

she filled his pockets with memories. and rocks.

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It was all the lead from the painting of her he ate.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Draw me like one of your lead pipes

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

He would sink until he started to decompose and gasses lifted him again. Thanks ChatGPT! Lmao

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

What the Skyler? We supposed to hate Rose too?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I just hated rose in every single way when i first saw the movie. Never understood people liking the character.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 36 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

It's funny, because the movie managed to bridge the chasm that is American puritanism. They threw boobs in a PG13 movie and parents were like you gotta see this shit child. It was an impressive feat.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

It makes up for the murder

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 37 points 23 hours ago

The sex appeal of # Kate Winslet.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Rose just sucks all around. She's a bad daughter, partner, wife, and mother/grandmother. She should have died and not Jack.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I know this jewel Ive been holding on to for decades could create generational wealth for my family.... But I'm going to throw this bitch in the ocean because I am old and sad.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 12 points 17 hours ago

Her last day was spent reminiscing about the rando she banged rather than her husband and kids. Rose sucks.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Freeze to death*

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Oh. Now I get it

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago