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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 18 points 1 year ago

Can't stop me from beeping as an organic.

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

::Windows startup noise::

[-] wienercleaner@lemmy.fmhy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

No Excel. No software of any kind. Just a gif of a rat spinning in circles for eternity

[-] Little8Lost@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

Not excel. Pls no. Pls LibreOffice Calc

[-] tanja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago
[-] BlessedDog@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

If I turn into a computer and someone installs Excel, please unplug me.

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

One word: dust

[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The mind of 3023 rests in a brain of superconductor and silicon

[-] Tedesche@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

If I upload my mind to a Mac, do I become more digitally beautiful than PC digi-people, but far less cognitively flexible?

(BTW, please don't flame me for hating on Macs, I used Macs for most of my life, it's just a joke.)

[-] whoami@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You become more digitally beautiful but cannot help the feeling that you have lost a small part of you in the process. You traverse your new habitat only to realise large parts of it are walled off to you.

You eventually acquiesce to your situation, as a metaphorical bird in a carefully designed and elegant yet ultimately hollow bird cage.

(Also a Mac & Linux user, I'd really be hoping nobody takes enough offense at joke posts like this in 196 Lemmy to warrant a flame war).

[-] Tedesche@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

LOL, indeed, but would I also enjoy better digital health, because most viruses and malware are designed for PC digi-people? đŸ˜†

[-] itus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You misspelled OpenOffice Calc

[-] 2kool4idkwhat@lemdro.id 4 points 1 year ago

You misspelled LibreOffice Calc :)

Seriously, OpenOffice hasn't had any major updates since 2015 and it barely gets any maintenance. It doesn't even get security updates in a timely fashion. LibreOffice on the other hand is actually actively developed and is 11 years worth of features, bug fixes, improvements to Microsoft Office compatibility, quality of life tweaks, etc. ahead of OpenOffice

[-] Wiki@catgirl.pub 4 points 1 year ago

A lain profile picture, how surprising

[-] whoami@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I was waiting for someone to notice the juxtaposition

[-] dunc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

trades imperfect flesh for the immortality of the machine

rusts

[-] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Now you will suffer the worst fate: getting a BSOD

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Don't they automatically reboot when that happens nowadays though?

[-] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or I can install Linux and get fucking murdered by the OOM killer instead! Yay

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of Black Mirror

[-] norbert@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Or Upload, what happens when you run out of money to pay for the good afterlife subscription and microtransactions start bleeding you dry?

[-] whoami@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Fall; or, Dodge in Hell is also a good exploration of the subject

[-] norbert@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

This sounds really good! I love Neal Stephenson, I'm a little surprised I haven't heard of it, thanks!

[-] Foggyfroggy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And then put the computer in a dump truck. It’d be pretty fun to be a dump truck for 10 years or so, traveling, seeing things get built, making snarky comments to the dudes working the gravel pit or whatever. And maybe some other person is in the crane computer and we relate because we are both post-humans.

[-] Zirconium@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Doctors see you upload your mind and say "bet you can't afford life extension augmentation"

[-] whoami@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.

But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal."

[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

You’d be the first immortal computer, that’s for sure

[-] Raildrake@vlemmy.net 2 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna be a beautiful spreadsheet!

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Only problem is gender at it's most basic would be binary

[-] Foggyfroggy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Biological sex is for meatbags and historians. Get in the crystal computing matrix that’s in orbit, us and 300 billion consciousnesses are going to explore the universe.

Relativistic speed? Easy because our spaceship is the size of a pack of cards. Time an issue? Let’s adjust the rate of consciousness on the fly, speeding up and slowing down time perception. Hey what’s that cool neutron star?! Send a copy of my consciousness to explore it for 10,000 years then transmit the memories back when ready. For vacation, I was downloaded into a wolf body for two weeks. I ran wild with a pack of dogs on a planet untouched by human hands.

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Screw exploring space just let me chill at a simulation.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Wild Wolf Simulator

[-] Foggyfroggy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

But what are you going to simulate, being a human? That’s like getting a Ferrari and driving around a horse track.

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm sure the billions of minds on the collective brain have come up with cool shit in the billions of years they've been going.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Is it too much to want space travel without transhumanism? No cyborgs or real ai just people traveling the stars living in the moment

[-] Foggyfroggy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I think we are too small and temporary for that.

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Damn the limitations of modern technology :( We'll have to wait for quantum computers.

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