528
all 23 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] DemSpud@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 11 months ago

Remember, you can win over 10000% but only lose up to 100% ♥️

[-] moriquende@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

And if it gets to 100% loses, you can always borrow some more. It has to go back up eventually, it's statistics.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

You won't know how dangerous drunk driving is until you give it a go. Hell, you might even have some fun along the way.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

It's not the drunk drivers that are the issue, it's the drunk crashers! They give us a bad rep

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

And all those assholes that can't text and drive straight! Because of them, I "get a big fat ticket" when I write a novel on mine at 140kph.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Can some explain all the pro gambling propaganda I’m seeing lately? Asking for a friend

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 22 points 11 months ago

It's just a common trend in shitposts to give terrible advice (like gambling) wrapped up like a meme. There are a lot of gambling ones.

[-] EmoBean@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Gambling is healthy and a great way to make money.

[-] wholeofthemoon@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

As long as you keep your ROI higher than the interest on your bank account, it's all good

[-] byroon@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

No, we’re not joking.

Gamble to get to your well deserved riches.

[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

It might be due to Kick becoming big and making tons of money by promoting gambling.

[-] zaph@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

I woke up so it can't be

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Look, luck is on a need-to-know basis. I don't need to know, I don't need to gamble.

[-] weebkent@ani.social 7 points 11 months ago

You miss all the shots you don't take, keep rolling.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

But you can lose it you play!

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 11 points 11 months ago

The secret is to gamble with other people's money...

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 1 points 11 months ago

Or a stock market! Or a 401k investment manager, or...

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Oh, I know... I'll probably win a broken toaster in the mall lottery on the luckiest day of my life.

[-] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I get up every morning, that's enough of a gamble to me

[-] killea@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Gamblor? Is that you?

this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
528 points (96.5% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26727 readers
3911 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS