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I feel you Polly (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This picture was really funny to me until I learned chocolate is toxic to birds. Polly prolly ded

[+] Stamets@lemmy.world 73 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

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[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Stamets, you've been kinda making a lot of self harm jokes and I just want you to know that a lot of people here, we really like you, and you make us smile and we'd be awful sad to lose you or see you hurt. So if you ever need someone to talk to send me or one of these kind souls a message because there's all kinds of friendships and you're my Funny Internet Friend™ and friends listen.

[+] Stamets@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

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[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The holidays are rough. It's the most stressful time of my year and everybody acts like it's supposed to be super happy. Anyway I hope you're having a good day buddy

[–] infectoid@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Looks like a sulfur crested cockatoo. The CGI sells it because this is the kind of shit they would do.

Plenty of videos showing their real life shenanigans. (E.g. “cockatoo eating croissant” or “cockatoo opening bin”).

I love them, but Jesus they can be a pain in the arse sometimes.

[–] simple@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

It’s from that godawful Sandler movie, Jack and Jill

DUNKACCINO? DON'T MIND IF I DO-

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Government drone confirmed

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Why is chocolate bad for all animals except humans?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

Quetzalcoatl wanted it that way - it's our special snack, animals can fuck off.

[–] TulipanJones@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Plants’ main objective is to make baby plants. Some, like cacao, peppers, coffee beans, have opted to be bad for some/most animals so they don’t get eaten. Turns out that humans are pretty metal and like chocolate, capsaicin (the spicy compound in peppers), and caffeine.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Same with nicotine and alcohol.

It's also theorized that humans consumed these things to help with parasites

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

So there's more for us, obviously.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Enzyme

[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh man it's the cum slut bird Tumblr post